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Thread: The Great Bubble Gum/Chicken Thread

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okay, heres rules:
insert chicken crossing road joke.
next person insert chicken crossing road joke.
next person insert chicken crossing road joke.
next person insert chicken crossing road joke.
next person insert chicken crossing road joke.
next person insert chicken crossing road joke.
next person insert chicken crossing road joke.
next person insert chicken crossing road joke.
...and on. (yes, may use google)

time no 1 can find anymore (when no 1 submits 1 within 2 days) person posts declared winner.

start:
q: why did bubble gum cross road?
a: stuck chicken's foot.

q: why did teh chicken cross busy road?
a: on death wish


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